Season 1, Episode 25
February 8, 2014 
Dan Schneider & Jake Farrow
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Sam, Cat, Dice, and Nona go to a kid named Otis' birthday party at Bots. However, they are the only ones at the party who weren't playing this addicting game called Brain Crush. No one could even look up or hear anything because of how absorbed they were to the game. Not even the birthday cake could help the kids look up. Sam ends up stealing the birthday cake.
The next day, Sam is trying to fix the door after she had kicked it in recently. They plan to have Nona do their laundry for them. They then find out that Dice got addicted to Brain Crush, too. Sam and Cat are angry about this. When Sam goes back to fix the door, Cat sees that Dice's battery is low. On his hurry to get to his phone charger, he accidentally closes the door on Sam's fingers. Cat then puts too much bandages on her hands. When they get to Elderly Acres, everyone is playing Brain Crush. Cat slaps Nona to get her to snap out of it. This doesn't work and everyone continues playing and moaning like zombies. Sam and Cat run for it and tell a cop. However, he was obsessed, too.
Cat was doing a one-woman show called "Baberaham Lincoln," the story of what would happen if Abraham Lincoln was a girl. The night of the show, Dice and Nona are still obsessively playing Brain Crush. Cat steals Dice's phone and Nona's Pear Pad and runs for it. At the show, everyone in the audience is playing Brain Crush. No one listens to her show and someone tells Cat to shut up while they play Brain Crush, so Cat ends up going backstage, crying. Sam is the only one in the audience not obsessively playing Brain Crush, so she goes and comforts Cat. She then gets an idea. She hires the karate team to break everyone's devices and this works. Back at home, Dice and Nona are angry at themselves for getting addicted to Brain Crush, so they turn on Toilet Wars with Sam and Cat.
Tandy: Excuse me! Excuse me!
Sam: Whoa, what?
Tandy: Bots is closed. This is a private party for a little boy's birthday.
Cat: We know.
Sam: We're invited to the party.
Cat: We babysit for little Otis.
Sam: Yeah, you big bucket of nuts.
Tandy: (in Sam's face) I may be a machine, but I will live forever. Unlike you humans who will one day all be dead! (scooting away) Enjoy the party!
Cat: Hey! Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Sam: 'Cause both my hands are bandaged.
Sam: So... (makes weird motions)
Cat: There was a monkey in the bathroom?
Sam: (sarcastically) Yes, Cat. I was delayed by a monkey in the bathroom.
Cat: I hate it when that happens.
Sam: Alright kid, ready to go out there and put on your dumb little play?
Cat: Yep! Oh, Sam.
Cat: Your pants, the zipper.
Sam: How am I gonna work a zipper?
Cat: Ask the bathroom monkey!
Sam: (takes away Dice's phone, who was playing Brain Crush)
Dice: Hey, give it!
Sam: Brain Crush?!
Cat: Oh, my God!
Dice: Give me my phone! I'm almost on level 21!
Sam: When did you start playing this stupid game?
Dice: Last night.
Cat: You look like you haven't slept!
Dice: Why should I sleep if I can play Brain Crush? Give me my phone!
Sam: (hesitantly gives back Dice's phone)
Dice: Yes! (sits on the couch and plays again) Oh yeah! Oh yeah, crush the brains, crush 'em! Ha! I want ten more, give me ten more brains to crush!
Cat: (feels his hair and discovers that it's wet) He's moist!
Sam (feels his hair): Why are you all wet?
Dice: (not looking up) Uh, I think I might've walked through a car wash. This game's really fun. You've got to try it.
Cat: (sits down with Dice) I'll try it!
Sam: No! (brings Cat off the couch) Listen, people get addicted to that game and it could happen to you.
Cat: Then what?
Sam: Then, your grades to school start to go downhill. And then you forget to bathe. And then you lose all your friends. And then you can't even feel anything anymore. See this? (takes a pillow and slams it on Dice's head twice; Dice doesn't notice) See? This game makes you dead in the head.
- Brain Crush can be played in Sam & Cat website.
- Brain Crush is a parody of Candy Crush Saga, a popular app on mobile devices.
- Cat saying to a photo of Abraham Lincoln that theaters were just bad luck for them is a reference to Lincoln getting killed in a theater.
- Cat mentions the Simpsons in her play
- Sam can speak Japanese.
- Cat has an older phone model than Dice.
- Sam hasn't done laundry since she moved in with Cat.
- Tandy was fixed with a new remodel.
- Cat thought a hammer was called a nail-banger.
- Nona seemed to have just learned phones can take pictures, but in #MotorcycleMystery a man took a picture of her and Cat with his phone.
- If Grizzly Glue was permanent, it would have also got Cat's skin when Nona took it off.
- Nona being old and out of touch is referenced.
- Grizzly Glue is mentioned in the Victorious episode, Tori the Zombie. Mrs. Torso also used Grizzly Glue to glue Sam's hand to Cat's foot in #TextingCompetition.
- Toilet Wars returns.
- The end credits of #NewGoat are seen.
- The theater Cat performs is the same theater Trina Vega performed in Jade Dumps Beck. The scene also has the same background.
- Sam's hatred of people from #The Killer Tuna Jump is brought up again.