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Season 1, Episode 16
November 2, 2013
Dan Schneider & Jake Farrow
Paul Coy Allen 
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Cat is auditioning for the new music video for a rapper named Peezy B (Kel Mitchell). Sam , Goomer and Dice go to Bots for lunch. After shooting the video, Cat enters Bots crying, telling Sam that Peezy was extremely mean to her. Furious, Sam goes to the studio where Peezy B is in. She yells at him, slaps him with grapes, and drops his phone into a fish tank with four piranhas inside.
Peezy B thinks that Sam has "swag and spunk" and hires her to be his assistant. Sam declines until Peezy offers to pay her $1,200 a week. Because of her new job, Sam has to cut back on her hours of babysitting with Cat. Cat finds it very difficult to babysit kids on her own. The kids Cat are babysitting put a bucket on Cat’s head and trap her to a broom, much to her dismay.
Meanwhile, Peezy B asks Sam to get him two more piranhas. Sam asks Dice and Goomer to do it instead, because she wants to babysit the children with Cat. However, when Sam comes back to her shared apartment with Cat, Sam finds out that Cat had replaced Sam as a fellow babysitter with a girl named Mindy. Furious, Sam makes Mindy pass out. Cat starts to cry again.
Peezy B arrives at Sam & Cat's apartment and invites Sam to come to Acapulco with him. Seeing Cat upset, Sam quits her job to get her babysitting business back on track. Cat and Sam get Mindy to be Peezy’s assistant instead.
Sam: [bursts through the door] Alright, where is he? W- Well, hey there Mr. Peeny.
Peezy: My name's Peezy! Who is this girl? Who let her up in here?
Bunny: Hey you're gonna have to leave!
Sam: [pinches Bunny]
Bunny: She pinched me!
Sam: [shoves Bunny in the liver]
Peezy: Y'all see that?! That girl pinched Bunny and shoved him in the liver! Aw, Bunny! You got to be faster!
Sam: [slaps Peezy with grapes]
Peezy: You have hit me with my own fruits!
Sam: You were mean to my friend, Cat, and you squished my ping pong ball!
Peezy: Oh yeah! I squished that good.
Sam: [throws away her ball and picks up Peezy's phone] Is this your PearPhone?
Peezy: Yeah, that's my PearPhone. I got a lot of contacts in there which I never back up.
Peezy: What the—
Sam: [puts the phone in a fish tank filled with piranha]
Bunny: Now, you're in big trouble.
Sam: [looks at him threateningly]
Bunny: [steps back]
Peezy: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's your name, Goldilocks?
Peezy: Well, guess what, Puckett?
Peezy: You got swag, and you got spunk. You got that swaggy spunk!
Cat: You made Mindy go nonconcisious.
Sam: Oh no, now who will bring us tea.
Dice: Goomer check this out [Holds out his phone]
Goomer: A phone.
- Kel Mitchell was on set filming this episode.
- Kel Mitchell is the third All That cast member guest starring in Schneider's shows, the first being Kenan Thompson (Mitchell's co-star in their own show Kenan and Kel) and the second being Jack De Sena.
- This is the second time Sam and Cat will appear with someone from the show, Kenan and Kel (the first being iParty With Victorous when Kenan Thompson guest starred).
- Cat says "Give peas a chance," which is a reference to a song on All That.
- The song Peezy was recording in his studio's a parody of Kanye West's song Black Skinhead
- In the end Peezy says "You upset me in ways I can't understand" is a reference to Coach Kreeton, Kel Mitchell's character on All That, who would often shout the same phrase (he even says it in the same voice).
- Peezy B asking Sam to get 3 seemingly unrelated things (a tricycle, Kosher salami, and Mexican lipstick) may be a reference to Kenan & Kel where at the end of the episode Kenan would always Kel to get unrelated items and meet him somewhere.
- Tandy is a misanthrope.
- Sam dropping things in the piranha tank
- Sam pinches someone's elbow to make them fall asleep, like she does to Nora in the iCarly episode iPsycho.
- Goomer was at Bots for the second time and his fear of robots in #GoomerSitting has disappeared.
- Sam mentions the buttersock.
- Chloe, Max, and Darby appear for the third time since #NewGoat.
- Sam pinching Mindy's elbow making her pass out is similar to Quinn on Zoey 101.