Hi, everyone! Anyways, I am going to write my version of the Unnamed Sam and Cat Special next year. It guest stars Nathan Kress as Freddie Benson, Matt Bennett as Robbie Shapiro, and Elizabeth Gillies as Jade West. Here it is:
(Sign shows #OldFriendsReunite)
Sam is laying on the couch, watching TV, while Cat is babysitting a kid, named Emily. Cat walks toward Sam.
"Sam, we are supposed to be babysitting." Cat says.
"Come on, I'm tired." Sam says.
"You're always tired." Cat says.
(The doorbell rings)
"Ding-dong." Cat says.
"Please stop it." Sam says.
"Fine." Cat says.
Cat answers the door.
"Hi. I'm here to pick up my daughter." The father says.
"Oh. Okay. Here she is." Cat says.
"I have a fun day with you Cat." Emily says.
"Thanks." Cat says.
"Bye." The father says.
"Bye." Cat says and shuts the door.
"You don't take our babysitting seriously." Cat says.
"Wow. Brain blast." Sam says.
"Sam!" Cat says.
"Well, I am never good with kids. I used to live in Seattle, you know."
"I know."
(The door knocks)
"Who is it?" Cat asks.
"Dice." Dice says.
"Come in!" Sam says.
Dice comes in.
"Hey, Sam. I have a very important thing I want you to do." Dice says.
"What?" Sam asks.
"I want you to go to Fisherman's Wharf on your motorcycle and jump it over a tank of vicious man-biting tuna." Dice says. "It would be epic."
"Dice, Sam is never going to do something like that." Cat says.
"Yeah. I'll do it." Sam says.
(Theme Song plays)
Cat is in her bedroom while Sam is with Dice near her motorcycle.
"I wish Sam could relate to someone, so she would stop being so lazy and riskful in my life." Cat says and calls someone.
At someone's house, a phone rings and Jade answers it, making the audience cheer.
"Who is bothering me?" Jade asks.
"Jade! Cat says.
"Cat? Why are you calling me?" Jade asks.
"Listen, I have a roommate that has the same personality as you, mean, bossy.." Cat says.
"I am not bossy!" Jade says.
"Okay!" Cat says. "So, maybe you can come over and be friends with her to get Sam, so she would stop being annoying in my life." Cat says.
"Fine." Jade says.
Sam is with Dice, talking about the event.
"So, there's going to be a ramp and you have to ride your motorcycle over over the tank of tuna and then ride over the other ramp on the other side." Dice says.
"This is like the stunt that Uncle Jesse almost did on a episode of Full House." Sam says.
"Oh yeah. With his friend returning and Jesse wanted to take risks like he did with his friend when he has younger." Dice says.
"I love Full House." Sam says.
"Me too." Dice says.
Later, the doorbell rings.
"Ooh. I wonder who that is." Cat says.
"Then why don't you answer the door." Sam asks.
Cat answers the door and Jade is there.
"Who are you?" Sam asks.
"I'm Jade. What's it to you?" Jade says.
"I like you." Sam says.
"I have a mean personality." Jade says.
"So do I!" Sam says. "I am going to jump a tank of vicious man-biting tuna."
"Awesome!" Jade says.
"One time, I ran over a nerd's feet." Jade says.
"I hit a tree numerous times and it fell on my friend Dice's mother's car." Sam says.
"What's your name?" Jade asks.
"Sam."
"Let's go hang out." Jade says.
"Okay." Sam says.
Sam and Jade leave.
"Yes! My plan worked!" Cat says.
"Wow. Your plans never work." Dice says.
"Now It did! Yay!" Cat says.
(Commercial Break)
Cat wakes up the next morning to see Sam fully dressed.
"Hey, what are you doing up so early?" Cat asks.
"I am hanging out with Jade again." Sam says.
"Oh okay." Cat says.
"Bye." Sam says.
"Bye." Cat says.
Dice comes in just as Sam is leaving.
"Hey, Sam. Don't forget we are doing your stunt tomorrow at 5:00 PM." Dice says.
"I won't forget." Sam says. "Bye."
"Bye." Dice says and Sam leaves. "What is she up to?" Dice asks Cat.
"She is hanging out with Jade again." Cat says.
"Ah. You know, they have much in common, They are both aggressive, mean, bossy." Dice says.
"Yeah." Cat says
(The door knocks)
Cat answers the door.
"Oh hi Nona!" Cat says.
"Hi, Cat. Are you busy?" Nona asks.
"No why?" Cat asks.
"I need some help with my stool softener. It keeps deflating." Nona says.
"Sure. I'll help you." Cat says and leaves with Nona.
"Well, I'll just leave." Dice says.
At Elderly Acres, Cat tells Nona her problem
"So Sam and Jade are always hanging out together and I'm starting to get a little jealous." Cat says.
"Well, maybe you could make Sam jealous, you know maybe.." Nona says.
"Steal one of Sam's friends! That's perfect! Bye Nona!" Cat says.
"Wait, Cat! I, Oh no." Nona says.
A couple of hours later, Cat sees Sam and Jade on the couch watching TV.
"Hey, Sam, Jade." Cat says.
"Oh hey Cat." Sam says.
"Hey." Jade says.
"So, do you guys wanna.." Cat starts, but Sam cuts her off.
"We are trying to watch Celebrities Underwater." Sam says.
"Hopefully, one of the celebrities will drown." Jade says.
Cat goes to her bedroom and lays down on her bed.
"I wanted Sam to get off my back, but now I miss Sam and I doing stuff together. Maybe I should even the score with one of Sam's friends. Let's see who is one of Sam's friends?" Cat says.
Cat tries to remember and remembers Sam talking about Freddie Benson.
"Freddie Benson!" Cat says and takes Sam's phone when she is not looking and watching TV.
Cat returns in the bedroom and calls Freddie.
In Seattle. Freddie's phone rings and Freddie picks it up. The audience cheers.
"Hey Sam, how's LA?" Freddie asks.
"Freddie, I'm Sam's roommate, Cat." Cat says.
"Why did you get Sam's phone?" Freddie asks.
"Listen, I need to come to LA, for um, a visit." Cat says.
"Okay." Freddie says and hangs up. He grabs his backpack and sneaks out while his mom isn't looking.
Back in LA, 5 hours later, Sam and Jade are gone and the doorbell rings. Cat comes out in a pretty dress and looking flirtatious.
"Hang on, Freddie." Cat says and opens the door.
"Hey, whoa. You're kind of hot." Freddie says.
"I know" Cat says and giggles. "Come in."
Freddie comes in. "Hey, where's Sam?"
"Oh she's out with my friend." Cat says.
"Well, when will she be back?" Freddie asks.
"Oh, not for a while." Cat says.
"Oh." Freddie says and sits down on the couch and Cat sits down next to him and acts flirty to him.
"Um, you want to watch TV?" Freddie asks.
"Sure." Cat says. Cat puts her arm around Freddie. Freddie is very nervous like he was with Carly.
"Um, nice dress." Freddie says.
"Thanks." Cat says.
"This is so great!" Freddie whispers to himself.
"You wanna go to Bots?" Cat asks.
"Sure!" Freddie says and walks out with Cat's arm in his arm.
(Commercial Break)
Sam and Jade are going to Bots.
"That was so fun!" Sam says.
"I know. How fun is throwing rocks at ducks?" Jade asks.
They go to a table.
"Weird restaurant.
"Yeah." Sam says.
Jade spots Freddie and Cat together.
"Hang on." Jade says.
Jade walks over to Freddie and Cat.
"Hello, Cat." Jade says.
"Ah! Jade!" Cat says.
"Who is this?" Jade asks.
"Freddie, um." Cat says.
"Benson." Freddie says.
"Yeah Freddie Benson, one of Sam's friends."
Sam comes over.
"Freddie?!" Sam asks.
"Oh hey Sam!" Freddie says.
"Why is he here?" Sam asks Cat.
"He is my new friend." Cat says.
"Well, Freddie's always been in love with me!" Sam says.
'Wow this is awkward." Freddie says.
"He is my friend!" Sam says.
"Not anymore!" Cat says.
"This is so weird." Jade says.
"Ditto." Freddie says.
Back at the apartment,
"You know, I am going to sleep." Sam says.
"Good, why don't you take your chicken with you when you go to sleep!" Cat says.
"Oh you little!" Sam says and leaves.
"I should go to a hotel." Freddie says.
"I should go back to my house." Jade says.
Freddie and Jade leave.
The next day, early, Sam calls one of Cat's friends.
"Let's see, Robbie Shapiro!" Sam says.
At Robbie's House, Robbie picks up his phone and the audience cheers.
"Wow, no one ever calls you, except your mother." Rex says.
"Shush!" Robbie says and picks up his phone.
"Hello?" Robbie asks.
"Hi, are you Robbie?" Sam asks.
"Yepperdo!" Robbie says.
"Shut up and say yes or no." Sam says.
"It's like another Jade." Robbie says. "Yes."
"Good, now how about at 3:00, you come over my house?" Sam asks.
"Eh, I don't go to houses to people that I don't know." Robbie says.
"I live with your friend, Cat Valentine." Sam says.
"Be there soon!" Robbie says.
At Sam and Cat's apartment at 3:00 PM exactly, Robbie rings the doorbell.
"Ooh. Who is there, Cat?" Sam asks.
"I don't care, Sam." Cat says.
Sam opens the door for Robbie.
"Robbie!" Cat jumps from the couch.
"Hey, Cat." Robbie says.
"Hey, hey. Cat, this is my new best friend, Robbie Shapiro." Sam says.
"I barely know you." Robbie says.
"Shush!" Sam says.
"Oh sure, you steal two of my friends and I only steal one of your friends. Why do you always have the upper hand in the end when we have a fight?" Cat asks.
"Because I'm smarter and you are stupid." Sam says.
"I am not!" Cat says.
Sam breaks out laughing while Robbie and Cat stare at her.
"What? It was funny."
Freddie and Jade slowly open the door and see Sam and Cat fighting.
"Alright! Alright! I can't take this!" Freddie says.
"Hi Robbie." Jade says.
"Hey Jade." Robbie says.
"Now, you two stop fighting and make up. I realize you two are complete opposites, but that never stops best friends!" Freddie says.
"Be quiet, Benson." Sam says.
"Hey don't talk to him like that. You treat him like garbage!" Cat says.
"No I don't. He's the only guy I ever loved." Sam says.
"What now?" Freddie asks.
"I'm exaggerating to make a point." Sam says and Freddie nods.
"Now, I'm over you and I can prove it!" Sam says and kisses Robbie, who is in shock. Cat, in anger, tackles Sam and they fight.
"Guys, stop!" Freddie says.
"It's not girly to fight!" Robbie says.
"Robbie!" Freddie says.
Sam and Cat stop fight when Freddie and Robbie put them apart.
"You are so bossy, Sam!" Cat says.
"At least, I'm not a complete idiot that thinks the world is full of love and unicorns!" Sam says.
Cat gasps and runs to the bedroom crying.
"Cat!" Robbie yells and runs after her.
"I might have uspet her." Sam says and Freddie and Jade nod.
(Commercial Break)
Cat is crying on the floor by her bed and Robbie knocks on the door.
"Cat?" Robbie asks.
"Come in." Cat says.
"Oh, Cat. I'm sorry Sam said that to you." Robbie says.
"It doesn't matter. She always comes out on top and is the smarter one while I am the dumb one who always causes trouble." Cat says.
"No, Cat. That's not who you are at all." Robbie says. "You have a loving heart who cares for people more than Sam could ever could." Robbie says and sits down next to her.
"Thanks, Robbie." Cat says.
"I know you got jealous and tries to get even with that teen boy, but you have to realize that Sam and Jade care for you and will love you always as friends." Robbie says. "And Sam and Jade just have so much in common."
"Yeah, I feel much better." Cat says.
"And just tell Sam how you feel. She will always be your friend." Robbie says. "Cat, I have something else to tell you."
"What?" Cat asks.
"Remember when I kissed you at the Cow Wow dance and you ran away from me." Robbie says.
"Yeah I am so sorry, Robbie. The truth is.. I have.. secret feelings for you." Cat says.
"You do?" Robbie says.
"Yeah. I didn't want to tell you my feelings." Cat says and kisses Robbie and he kisses back.
Robbie is in shock and Cat snaps him out of it.
"Did you just kiss me?" Robbie asks.
"Yeah." Cat says and smiles.
"So are we a couple now?" Robbie asks.
"Yeah, sure." Cat says.
"Yes!" Robbie says and kisses Cat again and she kisses him back.
"That was sweet" Cat says.
Cat and Robbie come out of the bedroom, holding hands.
"Cat smiling. You feel better, Cat?" Jade asks.
"Yeah I'm fine." Cat says.
"You sure?" Freddie asks.
"Yeah. And Robbie and I are a couple now.
"Ooh." Jade says.
"Nice." Freddie says.
"Where's Sam? I want to talk to her." Cat says.
"Oh, she left with her motorcycle to do something." Freddie says.
"Oh no. She is doing a dangerous stunt." Cat says. "She is going to jump her motorcycle over a tank of vicious man-biting tuna."
"Oh no. We gonna stop her!" Freddie says and the four leave.
(Commercial Break)
Dice is in front of the ramps and the tank while Sam is in front of the ramp.
"You ready?" Dice asks.
"As ready as I'll ever be." Sam says.
Sam is ready to go when Cat, Robbie, Jade, and Freddie pull up in a car.
"Sam, don't do this! This is a stupid stunt. You're going to get yourself killed!" Freddie says.
"Sam, don't do this!" Cat says.
"I want to do this. I have the right to make my own decisions." Sam says.
"Listen, Sam don't do this. Even I would never do this." Jade says.
"This is just a stupid thing to get you killed." Robbie says.
"Listen, Sam. I am sorry. I got jealous of you spending so much time with Jade, but now, I am over it, so don't do this." Cat says.
"Sam, we care for you and love you. You can't do this. What if you accidently fall? And get eaten by the tuna?" Freddie asks.
Sam looks ahead and gets off the bike.
"You're right. I'm sorry for being stupid." Sam says.
"I am sorry too. I should have never called you dumb, even though you are, but you are getting smarter." Sam says and hugs Cat.
Freddie and Robbie then accidently fall in the tank when they see on top of a ledge how big the tank is.
"Freddie!" Sam says.
"Robbie!" Cat says.
Sam jumps in and saves Freddie.
"Thanks, Sam." Freddie says.
"Don't mention it." Sam says.
"Don't worry, Robbie! I'll save you!" Cat says and runs towards the tank and bumps into the tank and falls down. But then she gets back up and jumps in the tank and rescues Robbie.
"Thanks, Cat." Robbie says.
"You're welcome, Robbie." Cat says and she and Robbie kiss.
"Oh Yeah, and we are dating now." Robbie says.
"Nice!" Sam says and hugs Cat again and then Robbie.
"I am sorry." Sam says and hugs Jade.
"Let's all go home." Sam says.
"Yeah." They all say.
Sam and Cat go on Sam's motorcycle and Dice rides with Freddie, Robbie, and Jade in the car.
They all get back to the apartment.
"Well, this was an interesting visit." Freddie says. "I have to get back to Seattle before my mom has a severe panic attack. Bye, Sam."
"Bye." Sam says and the two hug again.
"Bye." Freddie says to all of them.
"Bye!" They all say and Freddie leaves.
"Well, I better get back to my house to work on our video project for Sikowitz's class." Jade says. "Bye, Cat!"
"Bye!" Cat says and hugs Jade.
"Bye, Sam." Jade says and hugs Sam.
"Bye, Robbie." Jade says.
'Bye, Jade." Robbie says and starts to hug Jade, but she punches him in the stomach.
"Jade!" Cat says and helps Robbie up.
"Bye!" Jade says.
"Bye!" Sam, Cat, and Robbie say.
Jade leaves.
"Well, see you at school, Cat." Robbie says and they both kiss.
"Bye, Robbie." Cat says.
"Bye, Sam." Robbie says.
"See you, Rob." Sam says.
Robbie leaves.
"Let's never fight like that again." Cat says.
"Never." Sam says. "Let's watch Celebrities Underwater!"
"Okay!" Cat says and they both sit on the couch and watch Celebrities Underwater.
(The episode ends)
Hope you all enjoyed my special!